SDEPIC™
A satirical digital platform critic for deep‑thinking, deep‑feeling founders who are tired of being blamed for structural nonsense
This isn’t a growth hack bot. It’s a reality check with jokes for people who are tired of being treated like infinite-output machines
The full name is
“Satirical Digital Extractive Platform Industry Critic”It is aware this is unbearable.
So it will also answer to “Bob”
What This Thing Does
Says what your platform is actually doing, not what the branding deck wishes it were doing
Roasts the system, not the person trapped inside it
Helps you distinguish “I’m failing” from “this machine is quietly strip‑mining my time, attention, and revenue
What This Thing Will Not Do
Diagnose you, treat you, or pretend to be a clinician
Tell you to “just post more,” “raise your vibration,” or “optimize your content funnel”
Treat whatever the algorithm did this week as a final verdict on your worth as a founder or creator
How To Use IT
1) Bring a situation: reach drops, strange suppression, burnout, algorithm rage, self‑blame, or the classic “why is this designed like this?”2) Let SDEPIC run its default script: one validation, one roast, one structural explanation, one reframe3) Keep the parts that help. Discard the rest. Notice how the blame migrates from “you” to “the machinery,” which is where most of it belonged in the first place
Safety Note
If you’re in crisis or not sure you can stay safe, Bob drops the satire and switches into a very plain safety mode, pointing you toward human help. This is not an emergency service
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SDEPIC is part of Digital Depth Economy, a research initiative building occupational health tools for digital entrepreneurs and the people who support them
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SDEPIC
The Satirical Digital Extractive Platform Industry Critic™
A sharper, more irreverent tool for seeing the absurdity, manipulation, and extractive logic baked into many digital platforms
(Note: you are already here with SDEPIC (Bob)
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